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Five Ways To Tell Your WIP Is Progressing

1. The people you once called family now tell their friends a wild animal has set up house in the basement.

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2. The term 'clean laundry' takes on a new definition.

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3. You put the customer service associate on on hold because you're sure there's a better metaphor to describe your frustration.

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4. You redefine Maslow's Hierarchy of needs.

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5. You resurface after months of writing only to discover that the lack of sun, social interactions, and sanity has taken its toll on you . . . but you can't seem to bring yourself to care.






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Amanda Hannah

Amanda grew up on a big farm in a small town with one stoplight, one school, and a handful of imaginary friends.She would’ve gone to college forever, but eight years and five majors tested her advisor’s patience. So she moved to Germany to explore creepy castles before landing in Spain where she’s perfecting her Flamenco.

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21 comments:

  1. I want that Gollum pic tattooed on my back.

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  2. AMAAAAAZING
    *fwds to friends and family*

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  3. I love the new hierarchy of needs--I couldn't survive without coffee!

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  4. Love it! The only thing I would change is on Maslow's Hierarchy and that would be to make the top of the pyramid chocolate, but that's just me.

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  5. Ha! This post is coated and dripping with Awesomesauce :)

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  6. Heeheehee! Esp. the laundry part. Guess my book is really coming along :) - Stasia

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  7. Too funny...I'm going to have to try practicing metaphors as a means of discouraging those pesky phone solicitations!

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  8. I so love this post. Also, when Michelle gets the Gollum tattoo, I'd like to see it ;)

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  9. I love this. The hierarchy of needs made me LOL (and refill my coffee).:)

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  10. Sooo guilty of #3 when I used to work outside the house.

    Manager: I tried to call you, but no one answered.

    Me: Weird...I must have been in the bathroom...

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  11. LOVE!!!

    And thanks for the shoutout :D

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  12. LOL -- these were great! The laundry IS clean if there's no COFFEE stains on it!

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  13. My favourite metaphor (last used when speaking to the tax office) -
    'You are the pubic hair on the bar of soap of customer service'

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  14. Ahaha! LOVE the writer's hierarchy of needs. Awesome. :)

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  15. Ahahahaha.... That... Was... Brilliant. Wooo...

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