Okay, ladies and gentleman, time to dig deep for the biggest, bestest, most thigh-slapping hilarious chicken joke you got.
Janice Hardy is giving away an ARC of her new book The Shifter over on The Healing Wars blog. What do you have to do to win? Just follow the link and leave a comment any time between now and Aug. 24th. The joke with the most (as Janice puts it) "snarfability" wins! There may be a few prizes for the runners-up, too.
(And major bonus points with me for whoever comes up with a punchline to the title of this post in our comments section.)
(Double points if moose are involved in said punchline.)